Joke sa Oplan Tokhang

Oplan tokhang

Pulis: (kumakatok sa bahay)

Juan: Sino yan?!

Pulis: Pulis to!!!

Juan: Bakit? Anong kailangan?

Pulis: Gusto lang namin makipag usap.

Juan: Ilan kayo?

Pulis: Tatlo kami

Juan: Bakit hindi nalang kayong tatlo mag usap usap? Gusto nyo pa talaga akong isali marami pa akong ginagawa dito, mga adik ba kayo?

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Tae, Sipon at Kungalangot joke

Sipon at Kungalangot joke

SABI NG SIPON SA KULANGOT

MANIGAS KA! :P

SABI NAMAN NG UTOT SA TAE PRE UNA NAKO! :)

ETO MALUPET!! :) :D

SABI NG TAE SA KAPWA TAE PRE DAHAN DAHAN LANG .. MAHINA KALABAN

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FB funny pang gudym post part 2

What a sad night..

Wala akong balak makipag hiwalay sayo, pero tadhana na mismo ang gumawa ng paraan para tuldukan ko na yung katangahan ko! Sa tagal ng pinag samahan natin diko akalain na magagawa mo sa akin to! Huwag kang mag alala di kita guguluhin hahayaan kita sa kanya kung yun ang mag papatahimik at mag papasaya sayo! Siguro nga di talaga tayo para sa isat -isa! kung may pag kakamali at pag kukulang man ako sayo patawad! Ang alam ko Ikaw Lang Sapat Na, minahal kita ng sobra na 'di kayang pantayan ng kahit na sino! Kung dadating ang oras na marealize mong mahal mo pa ako! Nandto lang ako nag hihintay sayo. mahal na mahal kita at ngaun ko lang napatunayan..

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NA TSISMOSA at TSISMOSO PALA ANG NAGBABASA NITO 😂😂😂

Copy paste lang po para makabawi!

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Merry Christmas KNP!

Merry Christmas KNP!

Sa mga nagkaroling magkano ang kinita ninyo?

Yung mga nagkakaroling sa jeep may sobre pang iaabot, tunay bang sa charity yan na kinabibilangan ninyo?

Sa mga nagkaroling kaninong bahay ang pinakabarat ng sa ganun mainform naman natin ang mga tropa para mamarkhan sa mapa ng mga target na kakarolingan ng sa ganun makasave sa boses. Ahay... ang hirap kasi panay ang kanta mo aabutan ka lang ng 1 - 5 piso yung iba naman hindi lumalabas! Piliin dapat yung may christmas light magagarang bahay.. para masiguradong may pera.. pero hindi lahat ng may pera nagbibigay kagaya ng nasa baba!

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Ligaw joke

Guy: Misis. Pwede ko poh ba ligawan anak nyo?

Mrs: Di pwede nag aaral pa sya..

Guy: ahh.. Okay poh, maya nlang uwian...

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FB funny pang gudym post

FB funny pang gudym post

PUT*NG iN* NYO ! LETCHE ! Para malaman ng lahat kung gaano ka-sakit. Nag tagay tayong tatlo at pinauna nyo akong matulog para mag landian kayong dalawa. Nung nag iinuman palang tayo may napansin na ako kaya pumayag na ako na kunwaring matutulog. 20 minutes after nag simula na kayo. Ang bababoy nyo! Grabe! Ikaw pa talaga ang unang kumilos! Kinakabahan ako habang pinapanood kayo. Nag tulog tulugan lang ako pero nakikita ko ang mga pinag gagawa nyo. Ang mga kababuyan nyo! Gusto kong manapak at umiyak pero di ko magawa, bigla nalang tumulo ang luha ko na di ko namalayan. Sabi mo pa wag maingay baka magising ako ? Shit ! Di ko napigilan at naubo ako, natigil kayo saglit pero continue padin. After all ng sacrifices na ginawa ko yan lang gaganti mo sakin? Hayop ka! Mag sama kayong dalawa. Sobrang sakit. Im not here to ask attention pero di ko na kaya. Ang sakit sakit sa mismong kwarto pa natin ninyo ginawa. Ngayon. Let me say this, ang daming chismosa at chismoso dito, binasa 'to hanggang sa dulo kahit kwento lang to. xD Kaya copy paste na para makaganti kayo.

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Anak at nanay Joke: Puting buhok

Anak at nanay Joke: Puting buhok

Anak: Mama, adami nyo ng puting buhok ah...

Nanay: Dahil yan sa konsumisyon sa anak!

Anak: Ah kaya pala puti na lahat ng buhok ni lola :D

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Magandang FB wall Status

Magandang FB wall Status

"Sa pagmamahalan kailangan may mapagpasensya."

"Sa panahon ngayon kung sino pa mga single, sila pa yung mga seryoso."

"Naging sweet lang sa’yo feeling mo gusto ka na."

"Huy december na. Dapat pa-WINTER na! Pero ikaw pa-FALL parin!"

"Kami na lang bang mga lalake ang laging iintindi?"

"Advice ang kailangan ko hindi mura at realtalk sa katangahan ko!"

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Funny Love Letter FB wall post

Funny Love Letter FB wall post

"Happy 43th mansarry hello baby ko I am happy for and I will together with you the closer and I am pound you. Because we will stay in lover because you are my loyal is prove. And what is know my lover is you baby ko. I love you more mwah.."

Kakatawang fb post

Sumakit ang ulo ko dito eh.. sakit sa bangs!!!!!!!

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WANTED: Yaya

WANTED: YAYA
Mag-aalaga lang sa anak kong makulit
10 hours a day from 7am-5pm.

WALANG TRABAHONG BAHAY.

500 per day at kung gusto niyong mag-alaga during day-offs(10 hrs. pa rin ng sabado at linggo) ay 600 pesos ang bayad.

Ang minimum na sahod monthly ay nasa
9,000 pesos.

Kung makumpleto nyo ang araw pati ang day off sasahod kayo ng kulang kulang 15k a month. Wala ng ibang gagawin kundi mag-alaga lang ,mabait naman ang Baby makulit nga lang,mana sa tatay eh.. Hindi sya masyado alagain at iyakin. Kaya hindi kau mahihirapan maxado.
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PM SA INTERESADO 👍
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Ang bayad sa magiging sahod ninyo ay ibibigay ng Bata pag nagkatrabaho na siya.
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Copy/Paste mo din para mkabawe ka...hahaha..na biktima din ako eh..👏👏👏✌
kahit anung problema kailangan
ngumiti paminsan minsan☺☺☺

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I bought an Air Bed for my mom!

I bought an Air Bed for my mom!

At last KNP is earning! I got my first adsense earning for almost a 1.5 year, it has reached its $100 threshold.

My mom is sleeping with cartoon and blankets only. She is 61 years old and I know the cement is not good to her health. I planned to buy a bed but my budget is not sufficient :). I browsed the lazada page and I've seen the air bed. Before clicking the order now button, I checked the reviews first to ensure that despite of its cheap price of course I need the quality for longer use.

About the product:


It has a plush flocked top with 8.75 thick mattress which is really soft. I tried it and I love the feeling of rubbing my skin on the mattress. Inflating is very easy as it has a hand pump that may took you few seconds to fully inflate.

I ordered this Royal Classic Downy Air Bed Size: Twin with Intex Double Quick Hand Pump on Lazada on November 11 and has reached me on the 14th of November via ToGo courier. Before the delivery, I received a text message from ToGo that the package will arrive and after a few minutes it was at my doorstep. My order was well packaged and arrived in just 3 days!

Here's the package:

I am sorry for the quality of picture. I don't have a good camera.  It's almost 1 month and the air bed is still in good condition and my mom really enjoyed it. No more back pain anymore!

Lazada - A reliable site for your e-shopping! You can purchase the item with COD mode of payment.

If you would like to get one, you can order this air bed through this with 45% off: