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Kung makakapunta ka ba sa mga resort o mga beaches makakita ka ng ganitong karatula makahinga ka pa kaya??

"Our guest please do not inter
If you wet body with dress and
short to this way left side and
right side to to bath room"

Thank you
Felis B. Pelo SR.
RestHouse in Charges




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Si Ate Gay ang paborito kong stand comedian.

Ito na naman si Ate Gay.. naku na miss ko tong si Ate Gay wala na kasi yung "Comedy Bar" ni Allan K. At  Eugene Domingo na palaging pinapalabas tuwing Sabado ng Gabi sa GMA  kaya di ko na tuloy makita ng madalas si Ate Gay. Kaya ito nakita ko na may bago siyang video..






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Paghihiganti!

This text joke was shared by our friend in Cebu City.

Boy: Bakit ka umiiiyak?

Girl: Niloko ako ng boyfriend ko.

Boy: Ako din eh. Gusto mo makaganti?

Girl: Pano?

Boy: Sex tayo. Ganti natin sa kanila.

  (Nagpunta sila sa motel)

Pagkatapos nilang magsex:

Girl: Maghiganti ulit tayo.
 
    (Kahit pagod na si boy, pinagbigyan pa din si girl)

  Pagkatapos nilang magsex...

Girl: Maghinganti ulit tayo.

      (Kahit latang-lata, pinagbigyan ni boy si girl para wag lang mapahiya.)

   Pagkatapos:

Girl: Maghiganti ulit tayo!

Boy: Utang na loob, patawarin na natin sila!!!

Ang kati ni Girl parang higad na green sa puno ng Camatchile haha!!!!

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GMA joke

Ito namang text joke na ito ay share ng ating kaibigan mula po sa Olongapo City..

A man died and went to heaven. He noticed many clocks hanging around so he asked St. Peter,

Man, What those clocks for?

St. Peter: Those are clocks of  lies. When a person lie, the hands of his clock moves. Look at this one.. this is Pope Benedict XVI clock,  it never moved. It means he didn't tell any lie. This is Abraham Lincoln's, it moved twice, so he lied two times.

Man: Where's Gloria Macapagal Arroyo's clock?

St. Peter: It's in Jesus office, he's using it as an electric fan....

You got it?

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