A man died and went to heaven. He noticed many clocks hanging around so he asked St. Peter,
Man, What those clocks for?
St. Peter: Those are clocks of lies. When a person lie, the hands of his clock moves. Look at this one.. this is Pope Benedict XVI clock, it never moved. It means he didn't tell any lie. This is Abraham Lincoln's, it moved twice, so he lied two times.
Man: Where's Gloria Macapagal Arroyo's clock?
St. Peter: It's in Jesus office, he's using it as an electric fan....
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