BOY: Magkano kanin nyo?
TINDERA: 5 pesos.
BOY: Eh yung tutong?
TINDERA: Libre.
BOY: Tutong na lang. Magkano gulay?
TINDERA: 15 pesos.
BOY: Eh yung soup?
TINDERA: Libre.
BOY: Sige soup na lang.
AFTER KUMAIN
BOY: Magkano po coke?
TINDERA: (siguro naman bibili natong hayop na to) 8 pesos.
BOY: Ikuha mo ako isa. (sabay dukot sa bulsa) May tansan kasi ako free coke daw.
TINDERA : PUT***** XD
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