Ang Pulis

A QC policeman was doing night patrol around the Sunken Garden, when he noticed a guy on top of a naked girl. He approached the couple and asked...

QC Police: Sorry ser, mam, I will ned to arrest yo kasi bawal po yan ginagawa niyong "indecent exposure"

Guy: Kuya, let me explain. My girlfriend stopped breathing and I had to give her CPR.

QC Police: Talaga? Then how come she's naked?

Guy: Ahhh, kasi her condition is so serious she couldn't open her mouth.  I had to look for another opening.

Acheche!

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