Anak: Tay ang damot ng classmate ko!
Tatay: Bakit?
Anak: Hindi po ako ininvyt sa burol ng ama nya. Hindi tuloy ako nakakain ng biskwit at kendi. Hindi ko rin sya iinbitahin sa lamay mo tay. Sana malapit na burol mo tay!
Tatay: Animal ka!! Umalis ka dito ,baka ikaw ang paglamayan.hayop ka.!
HAHAHA.
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Saturday, January 11, 2014
Burol joke
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Friday, January 10, 2014
Teacher Joke
English Teacher (catching Pedro sleeping): Pedro! Name me 2 pronouns!
Pedro: Who? Me?
English Teacher: That is correct! I thought you were not paying attention.
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Pedro: Who? Me?
English Teacher: That is correct! I thought you were not paying attention.
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Thursday, January 9, 2014
Ang Pulis
A QC policeman was doing night patrol around the Sunken Garden, when he noticed a guy on top of a naked girl. He approached the couple and asked...
QC Police: Sorry ser, mam, I will ned to arrest yo kasi bawal po yan ginagawa niyong "indecent exposure"
Guy: Kuya, let me explain. My girlfriend stopped breathing and I had to give her CPR.
QC Police: Talaga? Then how come she's naked?
Guy: Ahhh, kasi her condition is so serious she couldn't open her mouth. I had to look for another opening.
Acheche!
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QC Police: Sorry ser, mam, I will ned to arrest yo kasi bawal po yan ginagawa niyong "indecent exposure"
Guy: Kuya, let me explain. My girlfriend stopped breathing and I had to give her CPR.
QC Police: Talaga? Then how come she's naked?
Guy: Ahhh, kasi her condition is so serious she couldn't open her mouth. I had to look for another opening.
Acheche!
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Tuesday, January 7, 2014
Tinitira
Ipasok Mo... Dahan Dahan ah
Jason: Eto, ipapasok ko na.
Melay: Dahan dahan lang ha.
Jason: Oo ako bahala:
Melay: Aaah... ang sarap!
Jason: Ididiin ko pa nang konti ah.
Melay: Oo sige.. ikot ikutin mo rin ha...ahhh.
Jason: O ayan, malinis na tenga mo. Kabilang tenga naman.
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Jason: Eto, ipapasok ko na.
Melay: Dahan dahan lang ha.
Jason: Oo ako bahala:
Melay: Aaah... ang sarap!
Jason: Ididiin ko pa nang konti ah.
Melay: Oo sige.. ikot ikutin mo rin ha...ahhh.
Jason: O ayan, malinis na tenga mo. Kabilang tenga naman.
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