7 inches Penis..

A gorgeous lady was sitin alone n a bar.

Guy: Hi there!

The lady ignored him.

Guy: You caught my lotion as I enter The bar, is it okay to get your number?

Lady:I f u have a BMW, a house and Boracay, millions of peso bank account and 7 inches penis, then you can get number. But I guess you don't have it so the answer is NO!

Guy: I don't have all those, I just have FERRARI, and island in Palawan, billion dollar bank account and excuse me, I WONT CUT MY 2 INCHES PENIS JUST FOR YOUR NUMBER!


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