Sa Simbahan

Sa simbahan..

Bakla: Hoy teh!bakit ka naghuhugas ng kamay sa holy water e pang krus lang yan?

Dalaga: Shut up! May kasalanan yung kamay ko!

Bakla: Ano kasalanan ng kamay mo?!!

Dalaga: Hinawakan ko ung ari ng BF ko.

Bakla: ganun? Tabi jan at magmumumog ako!!

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Pano kausapin ang patay tutorials.. :)

Gusto mo ba matuto kung paano makipag usap sa Patay? Well, panuorin mo ang isang napakagaling na tutorial upang makaupsa mo ang yumao or makausap mo ang mga mahal mo sa buhay na nasa malayong lugar, kagaya ng kaibigan, kaklase etc. Take NOTE, napaka effective nito dahil ako tinary ko din eh..

Isa sa daw na kailangan ay ang konsentrasyon, isang kandila, tahimik na lugar, pwedeng may kasama ka or wala, basta dapat may konsentrasyon. At ang sabi pa, MAS MALAKING PAPEL MAS MAINAM!!



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Makati si Father joke

Madre: Nagtampisaw po ako sa batis ng kasalanan dahil sa tawag ng laman.
Madre Superior: Bakit ka nasabi mo yun?
Madre: Si Father po! Sinabi nya po sa akin na ang pinto ng langit ay nasa pagitan ng akinghita at ang susi ay nasa kanya. Ipinisok niya ang kanyang susi sa aking pinto.
Madre Superior: Ha ? Si Father? Tarantadong Pari yun! Susi pala yun? Sabi niya sa akin trumpete ni San Gabriel. Isang buong taon niya pinatorotot saken...

Ha ha ha ang galing mo father ikaw na ang tunay na chickboy ng bayan.. hehehe

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trading jokes

The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.

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The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart.

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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.

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An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. (c) Clint Eastwood

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What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more. (c) Will Rogers


If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. (c) J. Paul Getty
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Lolo Magna Joke

Lolo: dati, sa 20 ko may dala na ako pauwi na 5 kilos na bigas, 2 kilo na asukal, 2 lata na gatas, 1 kg na kape, 1 doesena na itlg, 1 doesena na sardinas at noodles, may pahabol pa na shampoo at sabun...

Apo: eh ngayon Lo?

Lolo: Ngayon imposible na kasi....
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Mayron ng CCTV Camera....

Ha ha ha.. nahiya naman ako kay Lolo magna naman pala eh... ikaw na Lo ang legend na Lupin.. haha....

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