Lolo (grandfather Joke)

Lola: Apo, magtago ka, andyan yung teacher mo. Diba sinabi mo aabsent ka??

Apo: Hala! Lolo, kaw din magtago ka!

Lolo: Bakit?

Apo: Sabi ko  kasi...namatay ka kaya ako nag absent eh...


ha ha ha...







Not a filipino and can't relate? Please use the google translator on the upper right side of this page.

Sino si Jose Rizal Joke

Teacher: Sino si Jose Rizal?

  Nanahimik ang buong klase. Wala ni isa ang nagtaas ng kamay, hanggang sa naiinis is Pedro at sinabing...

Pedro: Baka naman sa ibang section sya Ma'am...


He he he...

Not a filipino and can't relate? Please use the google translator on the upper right side of this page.

Jejemon Jokes and meanings

Jejemon word translation

Jejemon word translation is a translation where words are being distort so that it will have a different look but still same meaning.

Jejemon words are hard to understand by others depend on its level of being Jeje word. There are for beginner, intermediate and expert level.

Examples/List of Jeje Quotes (From Internet):

• 
  
  He he he  = jejeje.. jejo: awk0wz z jeij0wz.. ajejejeje.. =)) =)) =))
• Great = Gr8
  Wait  = w8
  later = l8r
  
  
  
  
  Jejemon Joke
  
  
  NP Presidential candidate Manny Villar says he violated no law. Maybe his opponents are just jejemonizing him. :p
  
  
  jejemon sa eleksyon
  
  
  “May tumatakbo palang jejemon sa eleksiyon. Si Jejemon Binay.”
  
  
  
  
  
  

Not a filipino and can't relate? Please use the google translator on the upper right side of this page.

Teacher and Student Joke

Teacher: Imagine you are a millionaire. Write your life history...

   One student didn't write

Teacher: Why you're not writing?

Student: I'm waiting for my secretary.. :P







Not a filipino and can't relate? Please use the google translator on the upper right side of this page.

Topyang Version Of Umbrealla (anim ang umbrella)

This is the version of Umbrella sang by Topyang..


This video clip was just shared to me with one of my friend on facebook.


Umbrella's new title - Anim Ang Umbrella (Six Umbrella)






Not a filipino and can't relate? Please use the google translator on the upper right side of this page.


Looking for online job? Click here